[He could fall asleep like this, honestly‐ comfortable and content, with Charles' fingers in his hair, who could blame him? But he won't, or at least he will try very hard not to doze off, and...
Hold on,] Wait, what? It's do it yourself, not do it yourself but only if you buy all the stuff separately and don't use directions. Come on. Why wouldn't something from the store be DIY?
[He's absolutely convinced of this, it makes perfect sense to him. If he wasn't slowly melting under Charles' hand he would sit up to debate this, so, pros and cons.]
Like, if I'm putting together a shitty nightstand made of that crappy pressed wood chip stuff that I bought for six dollars and that's gonna sit in my apartment forever because getting new furniture is pricey bullshit, I should at least get to call it done-by-myself.
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Hold on,] Wait, what? It's do it yourself, not do it yourself but only if you buy all the stuff separately and don't use directions. Come on. Why wouldn't something from the store be DIY?
[He's absolutely convinced of this, it makes perfect sense to him. If he wasn't slowly melting under Charles' hand he would sit up to debate this, so, pros and cons.]
Like, if I'm putting together a shitty nightstand made of that crappy pressed wood chip stuff that I bought for six dollars and that's gonna sit in my apartment forever because getting new furniture is pricey bullshit, I should at least get to call it done-by-myself.
[Example that's too specific to be made up #846.]