[Degrees of DIY... you know, Junpei can sense when he's being humored, but does he care? Does it matter to him, ultimately, when Charles is still massaging his scalp and they are going to do some amount of shelf assembly in the future? Nah, he's good. This is great, actually. So,]

Third degree DIY. Someone's gonna show up here with that written down as their bullshit crime, now.

[For, like, building a death ray or something, who knows! Anyway, his shitty apartment, huh...]

My apartment...? Uh, it's just a regular one-bedroom with a lot of that pulpy furniture, I guess. Crummy air conditioner, which isn't great all the time, since, you know. Desert. Shower's small, probably should change the locks...

[But it's greeeaaat, yeahhhh...] The curtains are kind of nice.